Welcome Fellow Smart Asses

I’m Dr. Ass, Head Ass in charge of the Southeastern Association of Smart Asses. SEASA exists to unite smart asses through camaraderie and membership. If you or someone you know has a life-long quest to point out the Absurd with an innate searing wit, causing great laughter along with some personal injury… consider membership to the club that celebrates your uniqueness, The Southeastern Association of Smart Asses. Let’s make it official.

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Let’s Make It Official

YOU’RE A SMARTASS

TIER 1

Membership

  • Membership certificate

  • Laminated wallet card

  • Individual SEASA #

TIER 2

Bachelor’s

  • Laminated diploma/wallet card

  • Individual SEASA #

  • Choice of Cap, Bucket Hat, or T-Shirt 

TIER 3

Doctorate

  • Laminated Diploma

  • Wallet Card

  • Individual SEASA #

  • Choice of a Cap or Hat

  • T-Shirt & Koozie

About SEASA

DIGNIFIED IRREVERENCE

The idea for Southeastern Association of Smartasses was hatched in 2006. A handful of high school and college friends began gathering 2-3 times annually for a 3-day festival. This included an indoor competition of "fun" stations, like putting, nerf basketball, free throws, darts, etc., of which a winner was crowned. We now have 18 annual festivals, under our belts, attended by the original 16 members.

What this group has in common was the ability to make fun of the absurd in a particularly funny way. So the name was assigned, but then we needed a logo...The suggestion of an esteemed member, Ed Travis, was to have a logo with an ass wearing a mortar board..

Thus, Dr. Ass was born!

Dr. Ass was created by graphic artist Clay Hulsey. Per our instruction, "draw a donkey, wearing a mortar board, wearing a tux, holding a drink, with a shit eating grin, looking somewhat like James Bond. The idea could not be more complete without adding "dignified irreverence" to the tagline.

So there you have it. This is about the inner SmartAss in all of us.