The ultimate honor for a true smart ass—earn your Doctorate of Smart Assery! This top-tier membership includes everything from the previous levels, plus all the swag: a cap or bucket hat, t-shirt, and a koozie. With your laminated diploma, wallet card, and SEASA member number, you’ll have proof of your elite smart ass status.

What’s Included:

• Prestigious laminated doctorate diploma

• Pocket-sized laminated wallet card

• Your individual SEASA member number

• Official SEASA merch: Cap or bucket hat, t-shirt, and koozie

Claim your doctorate and rule the world of smart asses—join the elite tier today!